Madonna be like
My cousin got hit by a truck.
He’s fine nothing broken but he has the sickest bruise ever!! Like holy shit you can see the outline of his muscles and bones on his chest?
This thing is awesome.
I told him he should get it tatted to always remember that he survived getting hit by a truck lol
i think im emotionally constipated because i haven’t given a shit in months
when you know you typed ur password wrong but you hit enter still hoping it’s correct
ABORT ABORT ABORT
in case you didnt know
- girls can be polite without being flirty
- dont mistake politeness for being into you
- girls can be nice without wanting the d
- ya feel
*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
all im interested in right now is laying in bed and kissing a lot.