they better play corbin bleu’s “push it to the limit” when i’m in the delivery room or else i am not giving birth to that child 

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I don’t even know why tumblr is so addicting like all you do is look at pictures and click a button   

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when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 

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i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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just imagine what would happen if the internet suddenly stopped working all over the world

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